A groundhog died a year ago November near by back steps. It was followed by the coldest January to February (and snowiest) on record since 1895 here in the northeast and southeast Canada. Yes official government sources in both countries forecast a warm winter.
Unconfirmed reports state that Winnipeg Willow was seen drinking heavily on Friday night, and was heard screaming, “I can’t take it any more, I tell you! I’m vermin! I break horses legs with my holes, and can demolish an entire vegetable garden’s worth of spring seedlings in one night! My Momma didn’t raise me to be no teddy bear! But for five years I’ve had to put up with this @%$#&^%, @#(**& @#$$^%. I can’t take it! Don’t they know the only time a woodchuck is ever good is in a stew?”
The caretaker could not be reached for comment.
The news that the groundhog died apparently set off panic in Canada’s large community of Global Warming Alarmists, who have stampeded to the southern border, making it hard for our reporter…
View original post 141 more words